Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Randomize
