All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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