when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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