I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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