But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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