Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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