Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
