well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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