in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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