well you can't waste a boner
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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