Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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