That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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