I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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