i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
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