fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Randomize
