girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Randomize
