At least make sure they are 18
Why
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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