youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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