You surviving the open bar?
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i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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