My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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