do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Naked. naked and bneed help.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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