i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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