so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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