My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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