I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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