we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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