I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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