do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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