I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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