My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Randomize
