trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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