he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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its like you know when i get waxed
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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