Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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