hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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