Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I don't think brook has ever known best
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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