Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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