Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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