turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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