Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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