So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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