You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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