How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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