they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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