That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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