i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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