so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
he just fucked me for my cheese.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
