Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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