why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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