when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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