I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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