the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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