Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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