WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
please don't ironically join a cult
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